A4 Sex Contract from a man – in a Black Frame


Lay down your rules for your male partner with this amusing, framed sex contract.

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Lay down the rules for your male partner, in and out of the bedroom, with this amusing sex contract. In this contract you agree to a sexual relationship if he agrees to certain conditions such as learning the art of undoing your bra deftly and quickly, and some more unmentionable activities. The sealed contract on parchment is personalised with both of your names and signatures, ready to be hung in a prominent place. It comes in a wood-effect black frame.

Delivery Information

UK Delivery Postage Method P & P Cost
Production Timescales
(working days)
+ Estimated Postage Lead Times
(add to production timescales)
Standard Royal Mail £3.99 1 - 3 Days + 1 - 3 days
Urgent Courier £6.99 1 - 3 Days + Next Day

Working Days

We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted. Orders placed before 12 midday begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day. Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.

Production + Delivery

The majority of our gifts are made to order, so please allow time for the product to be made (produced) as well as the time for delivery. The table above outlines our production time for both standard and urgent orders, please add these to the postage lead time for an accurate idea of when you'll receive your item(s).

If you require embossing please allow an additional day for production.

Due to the current Coronavirus situation we are no longer accepting orders.

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